3 Examples of Benjamin Franklin Hitting a Home Run
A.) “Lost Time is never found again.”
B.) “Take me out to the ballgame.”
C.) “A friend in need is a friend indeed!”
Two of the above three quotes are directly from my book, “Poor Richard’s Almanack.” Can you guess which one wasn’t my saying? Give up? Ok good. The correct answer is…
WAIT! How rude of me! I didn’t even introduce myself.
Hello, everybody! It’s me, your favorite inventor/author, Benjamin Franklin! As you can see, I’ve teamed up with Benjamin Franklin Plumbing South Jersey to bring you some riveting content that is both informative and entertaining.
Ok, now back to the trivia question. If you guessed the answer (B.), then you would be correct. Cue the applause sound effects. Take a bow!
Baseball season is now back in full swing (see what I did there), and although people may not realize it, having guests over to watch the game will lead to needing professional plumbing services down the road. From drain line cleaning in Cherry Hill to emergency plumbing and Marlton and Voorhees, we have you covered.
Just because Philadelphia baseball is in a rut, doesn’t mean your home has to be. Here are three examples of how Benjamin Franklin Plumbing South Jersey is hitting a home run for customers:
1. Punctual Plumbing – Being reliable is essential for any service entering your home. You want somebody professional, respectful, and trustworthy. With our On-Time Guarantee, we will pay customers $5.00 per each minute late (up to $300.) That is how confident we are in keeping our appointments and arriving on time! You shouldn’t have to sit around all day waiting for a plumber to come. You should be sitting around all day watching sports with your loved ones while we do the dirty work!
2. Special Offers – Even if you’re team is losing, you can still win with savings up to $250 on tankless water heaters or sewer replacements. Also, we are offering a coupon to save all new customers $50 off your first service call. That’s an extra $50 you can spend on foam fingers and Cracker Jacks.
3. High-Quality Maintenance & Repairs – Whether you need sewer replacement in Deptford, NJ or water conditioning in Cherry Hill, our technicians can knock any job right out the ballpark! We maintain high standards of service by only hiring the best of the best. Our plumbing professionals are regularly trained to be efficient, clean, and friendly when working on your home.
In conclusion, it’s game time! Stop ignoring faulty sewers and clogged drains. Hit a game-winning grand-slam today, and check out http://southjerseyplumbing.org or call us at 856-552-1765. With the savings you collect you will be able to afford an extra ticket to take me to the next home game!
P.S. Go Phillies!
Benjamin Franklin. Inventor. Writer. Scientist. Plumber?
Hey everybody; It’s me, Benjamin Franklin!
Although I do love Philadelphia, lately I have been spending most of my days in the Garden State, blogging about my team over here at Benjamin Franklin Plumbing South Jersey. Signing on to write for Benjamin Franklin Plumbing South Jersey ranks right up there with that one time I signed the Declaration of Independence back in 1776.
I swear, our offerings are almost as mind-blowing as the invention of electricity, which I see everybody is still using; (You’re Welcome.) So many Philadelphians use our plumbing services that they even named one of the local bridges after our company! (Ok, that is not entirely true, but you get the point.)
People know me as a renaissance man, which is fair. After all, I am an inventor, a businessman, a celebrated diplomat, a musician, and many other things. In fact, it used to be the case that people would seek my council on virtually anything. Today, people in South Jersey know me for the great work and timely service they get from our team here Benjamin Franklin Plumbing South Jersey. We offer residents from Camden, Gloucester, and Burlington counties the following:
● General Plumbing – Fixing toilets, sinks, tubs, and showers.
● Drain Line Cleaning – Waste removal, pipe rejuvenation, and preventative care.
● Emergency Plumbing Repairs – 23/7 Emergency Service at 856-552-1765.
● Water Heater Installation & Repair – Tank, tankless, and solar water heaters.
● Our Quality Guarantee- If any repair fails in the first two years, we will repair it again for free guaranteed!
● Punctual Plumbing – If we are not on time for an appointment we pay you $5 per each minute late (up to $300).
● Unparalleled Discounts – Coupons range from $50-$250 depending on the service you need!
I once said: “Tell me and I forget. Teach me and I remember. Involve me and I learn.” That saying also applies to our entire staff of expert plumbing technicians who are carefully selected, and continuously trained. We only hire the best of the best. Only 1 out of 33 plumbers who apply qualify to be a part of our team. They have apprenticed with master plumbers and regularly attend seminars to stay up on current trends. Additionally, extensive hiring background checks are always done to ensure we only let the best people inside your home.
In conclusion, when it comes to home maintenance, it’s all about the Benjamins. Mainly, Benjamin Franklin Plumbing South Jersey, who provides the best plumbing solutions in the South Jersey and Philadelphia regions.